SAM. M Cred Herald Sun
When Tony abbott is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
And he knows he will always be. E-I-E-I-O!
He’s got a speedo in each shade; E-I-E-I-O!
Of the rainbow for his ‘thing’. E-I-E-I-O!
With a budgie smuggler here
And a budgie smuggler there
Here he smug, there he smug
But nowhere find a budge budge.
When Tony Abbott is a meme,E-I-E-I-O!
And he Really doesn’t ma ma mind. E-I-E-I-O!
He’s into an onion raw; E-I-E-I-O!
With the skin still on it fine. E-I-E-I-O!
With a crunch crunch here
and a crunch crunch there
Need a mint? Here’s a mint!
He might need a mint mint mint!.
When Tony Abbot is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
And this is what he say say says. E-I-E-I-O!
He shows his sympathy like this; E-I-E-I-O!
In his con con-dolence. E-I-E-I-O!
With a “shit happens here”
And a “shit happens there”
Here a shit, there a shit
Everywhere he sits sits sits.
When Tony Abbott’s is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
Who is always scared of LGBT. E-I-E-I-O!
He wants the housewives to know; E-I-E-I-O!
That they do the iro-ning. E-I-E-I-O!
Ask him “why why” here
And he’ll nod nod there
Here a nod, there a nod
“Media circus” “nod nod nod”.
When Tony abbott is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
He was born in England yep right there!. E-I-E-I-O!
But says only real Austra-lians; E-I-E-I-O!
Should be living in Australia. E-I-E-I-O!
With a “NO BOATS” here!
And a “GO BOATS” there!
“Stop the boats!” “Turn the boats!”
“We don’t want the boats, boats, boats!”.
When Tony abbott is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
He was born in England this way. E-I-E-I-O!
But says only real Australians; E-I-E-I-O!
Should be living in Australia. E-I-E-I-O!
With a “NO BOATS” here!
And a “GO BOATS” there!
“Stop the boats!” “Turn the boats!”
“Climate change’s a hoax hoax”.(woah!)
When Tony Abbot is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
Who has way with words you might mishear. E-I-E-I-O!
He might not have too much to say; E-I-E-I-O!
So he just shows the wo wo world. E-I-E-I-O!
With a meme meme here
And a meme meme there
And a nod nod here
And a nod nod there
And a “no boats” here
And a “go boats” there
And a budge smug here
And a budge smug there
And a Crunch crunch here
And a crunch crunch there
When T.A is a meme, E-I-E-I-O!
He’s the perfect lay lay lay lay lame!
Ei Ei OOOOO
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/tony-abbott-saddles-up-for-battle-in-far-north-queensland/news-story/f56f85288ec83f8ce945e9dacc05ed56